Muhammad
Muhsin Ibrahim
@muhsin234
Wait, the pidgin I know? That’s for
the uneducated folks only. Did you just say that? Then you are wrong. The
importance of this debased language is
far beyond what you think. This is not a new discovery. It’s a fact. That’s why
many people campaigned for the pidgin (or, better, the creole) spoken in their countries to be formalised,
standardised and even officialised. But that was barely achieved in a few nations, such as Papua New Guinea, the Philippines, and Sierra Leon.
Although India
is far more diverse than Nigeria,
many Indians are often amazed that we speak English among ourselves, and not
‘Nigerian’. They think there is a popular language used in the country by that name, the same way Hindi is in India. We only have Nigerian Pidgin English (NPE) spoken by a healthy minority, I would say, and scores of other languages. A detour: India’s other names include Hindustan (the root of Hindi, a popular language, and Hinduism, a dominant religion) and
Bharat.
Some time ago, a Nigerian student
from Edo state came hunting for an apartment in
our neighbourhood. While bargaining for the rent, she and her friends requested
my intervention as I have a good rapport with the landlady. I couldn’t speak the
Pidgin, or “broken” English, they wanted us to use for discretion. Thus, while
the Indians spoke Hindi, an incomprehensible language to us, among themselves,
we couldn’t communicate in a similar coded way as people from the same
country. We had to speak English. This incident made me wonder why I can’t speak Pidgin, apparently a single language that would have uniquely identified me as a fellow Nigerian?
I envy many Africans here, the majority of whom are from the East. They have their language of unity: Kiswahili.
Other students from Sri Lanka,
Bangladesh, Bhutan, Nepal, etc. also have their own distinct languages. And we, Nigerians, have
only English for inter-ethnic communication. The southerners, however, use Pidgin/broken English, and only a few others from the North can speak it fluently.
There have been calls by linguists,
scholars and other conservative cum nationalists in Nigeria to kick English out as a
national language, or to, at least, ebb its hegemony. All that failed, and more
efforts will ultimately, inevitably fail. Thus, I am not advocating for the exact cause of failure. But there’s every need for more Nigerians to learn NPE (and learn the Standard English the more). It’s the only language that can assist in bridging our ever-widening cleavage. It also belongs to none. So, nobody will feel superior because their language is being learned, nor will they feel inferior because they’re learning others’ languages.
I love my language, Hausa, a lot. I similarly
admire Nigeria’s linguistic heterogeneity. But our overdependence on and overvaluing of English is way too much. We often idiotically align positivity with the comprehension of the language, such as intellect, education, prospects in a job or marriage, and so on. For instance, no doubt the utterances of the
outgoing President’s wife, Patience, are mostly silly, or worse, but the
downright condescending remarks trailing them are too much. Ditto, the way some
detractors poke fun at the English of the president-elect, Gen. Buhari. The
latter is all the more uncalled for, I have to admit.
Nigeria’s indigenous languages also suffer significantly from the tsunami-like onslaught of English and other major languages, such as Hausa (in the North, for instance). Hence, many are slowly dying, including Igbo, one of its largest three. Some have already died, and others are extinct. Sociolinguists, anthropologists and others
concerned should come for a rescue mission, please.
Since my wife was raised in a non-Hausa-dominated area of Brigade in Kano, she acquired NPE since her childhood. She’s able to integrate more with our southern
counterparts here than I am. I wish it were the other way. I really envy her.
She’ll soon start teaching me this awesome
language. Would you join the class? Apply now for admission while there are
still available slots.

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